Comments on: Stephen Harper’s Platform Least Risky And Least Scary? http://canadianmaple.wordpress.com/2008/10/08/stephen-harpers-platform-least-risky-and-least-scary/ canadian political blog, or choosing between a giant douche or a turd sandwich Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:28:37 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: blogoffanddie http://canadianmaple.wordpress.com/2008/10/08/stephen-harpers-platform-least-risky-and-least-scary/#comment-43 blogoffanddie Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:39:22 +0000 http://canadianmaple.wordpress.com/?p=126#comment-43 only days to go and the Conservatives finally have a platform. I never thought they’d get around to having a reason for existing. Top 10 Stephen Harper election promises. Number… 10. Free “lawn mounties” with every purchase of a snow shovel. 9. Steve promises not to take any more political advice from George Bush or Mayor McCheese. 8. Free beer for every Canadian who says “eh” after every sentence, eh? 7. Steve promises to work the words, “Kiss me, I'm Canadian” into our national anthems’ lyrics. 6. Sell Quebec to the Japanese for billions by telling them its Euro-Disney. (Ooops, sorry. That's one of Steve’s Top 10 ways to sell out Canada). Number 5. Steve promises not to start his next re-election bid at least until the end of the month and, he also promises to give up his Bob Barker haircut. 4. Nothing for the kids… er¼ make that free beaver rides for the kids! 3. Longer hockey games. Introduce an extra 4th period of hockey. 2. Steve promises never to call an election he promised he wouldn’t call and then introduce his platform at the last minute after the opposition leaders reminded during the debate that he should have one if he wants to be like a real Prime Minister. Naw, forget that. That’s just incredibly stupid. ...and finally, the number one Stephen Harper Conservative Party platform plank... 1. Steve will create a new cabinet post, Minister of Tim Horton’s http://blogoffanddie.wordpress.com http://theimpolitecanadian.wordpress.com/ Steven Harper, doing for Canada what George Bush did for America. only days to go and the Conservatives finally have a platform. I never thought they’d get around to having a reason for existing.

Top 10 Stephen Harper election promises.

Number…
10. Free “lawn mounties” with every purchase of a snow shovel.

9. Steve promises not to take any more political advice from George Bush or Mayor McCheese.

8. Free beer for every Canadian who says “eh” after every sentence, eh?

7. Steve promises to work the words, “Kiss me, I’m Canadian” into our national anthems’ lyrics.

6. Sell Quebec to the Japanese for billions by telling them its Euro-Disney. (Ooops, sorry. That’s one of Steve’s Top 10 ways to sell out Canada).

Number 5. Steve promises not to start his next re-election bid at least until the end of the month and, he also promises to give up his Bob Barker haircut.

4. Nothing for the kids… er¼ make that free beaver rides for the kids!

3. Longer hockey games. Introduce an extra 4th period of hockey.

2. Steve promises never to call an election he promised he wouldn’t call and then introduce his platform at the last minute after the opposition leaders reminded during the debate that he should have one if he wants to be like a real Prime Minister. Naw, forget that. That’s just incredibly stupid.

…and finally, the number one Stephen Harper Conservative Party platform plank…

1. Steve will create a new cabinet post, Minister of Tim Horton’s

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Steven Harper, doing for Canada what George Bush did for America.

]]> By: Mark-Alan Whittle http://canadianmaple.wordpress.com/2008/10/08/stephen-harpers-platform-least-risky-and-least-scary/#comment-34 Mark-Alan Whittle Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:27:14 +0000 http://canadianmaple.wordpress.com/?p=126#comment-34 Stephen Harper is the "safe barbour" Canadians need to weather the world economic storms. Like my mom says, "When in doubt, it's always better to dance with the one that brung ya." Wise words are these. Stephen Harper is the “safe barbour” Canadians need to weather the world economic storms. Like my mom says, “When in doubt, it’s always better to dance with the one that brung ya.”
Wise words are these.

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